meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

I should be over all the butterflies, but I’m into you.

I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely, with my own set of rules. I’m Dexter.

Lucky me.

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

You know… she solved you. The mascot.